That trick never works! This time out on Earth Destruction Directive, we’re talking about the only monster in the Toho library who would theoretically give Rocky The Flying Squirrel a for his money, Varan! It’s a monster on the loose in the greatest, throw-backiest tradition as we go on a full on, all out, BLACK and WHITE rampage! And the hits keep on coming over in Marvel Godzilla #2, as Goji lands in Seattle! What chance do the Seahawks, Starbucks, that Fish Market, and the Fremont Troll guy have against the King Of The Monsters? Here’s a hint: not much. We also have a message for Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for reaching episode 500 of Two True Freaks! We also also have a new addition to the outro! We also also also have a new sponsor! Plus news, feedback, and more, on Earth Destruction Directive!
This episode is dedicated to the memory Shawn Engel, 1970-2015.