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Episode 174- Magnus Talks About Smallville- Dreaded Season 04 Part 05- The Year When Smallville Sucked Ends

Trentus Magnus November 15, 2016

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In this week’s ball-splitting episode, Magnus concludes the retrospective of Smallville’s dreaded fourth season. At the whipping post this week are the episodes Onyx, Spirit, Blank, Ageless, Forever and Commencement.

“But Magnus, but Magnus,” you say. “That’s six episodes? Why so many?”

Well, you see, the answer is rather simple. His Excellency spent all of episode #142 talking about Crusade and nothing else. That threw off the numbering.

Plus, Magnus didn’t want to spend six episodes talking about the dreaded fourth season. It was time to just tear the band-aid off and be done with it, you know?

All in all, it would be fair to say that these episodes are a substantial improvement over what’s come in the last bunch of dreaded season 4 shows… in the sense that the worst is behind us.

Even so, back in episode #150 your wise leader said “Oddly enough, Lex’s attraction to women who remind him of his mom isn’t the creepiest sexual impulse that is implied during this season.” Well, here’s where that little hint gets paid off. If creepy deviancy is your thing, well, here you go.


Now that it’s all over, hopefully Magnus has proven once and for all that while he is many things, he is not blindly devoted to Smallville.

Beginning in 2017, things will take a turn for the better as Magnus starts the season 5 retrospective. Something to look forward to, yes?

For those of you determined to soil the Internet by sharing click-bait, “No, seriously, the sexual impulse implied in one of these episodes is freaking disgusting! NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!”

Due to the deluge of ass-kickery this week, unfortunately there just wasn’t time for listener feedback this week. But don’t cry about it because there’s more coming in the future!

Patience! The vast backlog of feedback will be addressed in due time. Fear not!

In the meantime, though, don’t let the lack of feedback this time get you down! You can still offer your feeble effort at tribute! You humble serfs are always welcome to kiss your benevolent leader’s ring. Corrupt DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept your bribe to present your meager missives to your wise emperor. The email address to use is trentusmagnus@gmail.com as the other seems to be having technical problems.

In an another sublime act of truly unprecedented charity, your emperor permits you lowly rabble to suggest topics for a future episode. Thus, petitions may be sent to trentusmagnus@gmail.com for DiManzocorp interns to review, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that’s a promise!

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