If you thought the Freaks had cemented their stint in Hell with their treatment of Pete Hesch, WAIT UNTIL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS! Find out what the UNIQUE TORTURE of going to a jerkwater high school feels like! Discover the unique cast of illiterates, degenerates and just plain goofballs populating Carthage Central High – AND THAT’S JUST THE TEACHERS! Hilarity ensues – THEN THINGS GET DEAD SERIOUS! As always, you have the Two True Freaks Promise that the contents of this podcast are 100% TRUE!