In this latest ball-poisoning episode, Magnus once again takes a look back at Smallville, this time discussing the episodes Nocturne, Redux, Lineage and Ryan from season 2. The characters alternately get blasts from the past, discover surprising secrets about family and, at points, say goodbye to friends way too soon. All that and Magnus clues you plebes in on the sowing of seeds for Clark’s character trajectory this season.
Once it’s all over, His Excellency takes a fond look back at his own magnificence in podcasting during 2014. The voluminous quantity of highs, the only low (which was itself a fluke, very brief and the perfect storm of factors utterly beyond His Excellency’s control).
The click-bait suckers in the crowd might have wanted the above to say “I can’t believe who Magnus smack-talked in the second half!” but not everything belongs on Buzzfeed. Most things don’t, in fact.
Because of all the character study and the recognition of his grandeur, Magnus has no time for you plebes to pay tribute to your leader this week.
Notwithstanding, paying homage to His Excellency’s majesty is never discouraged so you peasant with ideas for a topic should feel free to e-mail their beloved emperor at firstname.lastname@example.org and he might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that’s a promise!
In an act of nearly incomprehensible kindness, Magnus permits the lowly commoners to kiss his ring regarding this or any other episode. Thus, notes of homage may be sent to email@example.com for DiManzocorp interns to review.
Trentus Magnus December 23, 2014
In this latest ball-hoaxing episode, Magnus is rejoined by his loyal podcasting vassal Chris Honeywell to talk about something other than Big Books. Because it’s Christmas and His Excellency and […]