In this week’s ball-bootlegging episode, Magnus is joined by Chris “Not Guilty, Your Honor” Honeywell for another entry in the Big Book Report.
This week, the Big Book Reporters take wander aimlessly through red light districts teeming with hookers, drug dealers, smugglers, gun-runners, pornographers, bootleggers and jaywalkers. And this is not to mention what happened after they finally started recording this episode about the DC/Paradox Press Big Book of Vice!
Yes indeed, this much undiluted Awesome is only legal in four states (and yours isn’t one of them, unfortunately) so listener discretion is advised. In fact, it’s blatantly advocated in this case. Because this episode simply isn’t for the faint of heart. If you suffer from high blood pressure, low blood pressure, withdrawal symptoms of any kind, diabetes, miscellaneous and sundry STD’s, gout or chronic tardiness, you may want to find something a little less chiseled and manly to listen to. Surely there’s a Brony podcast out there for you somewhere.
Because of the amount of discussion about all manner of illegal activities this week, there’s simply no opportunity to soak up adoration from the teeming masses.
Notwithstanding though, you lowly beggars and miscreants shouldn’t feel left out. You commoners and simpletons are always welcome to pay your pathetic attempt at tribute to Magnus. DiManzocorp interns are ready, willing, able and eager to accept bribes to present your missives to His Excellency for review. The email address to use is firstname.lastname@example.org, whereupon your leader might consider thinking about the possibility of potentially discussing whatever you have in mind some day. And that’s a promise!
In an act of nearly inconceivable charity, your leader permits the lowly rabble such as you to kiss his ring regarding this or any other episode. Thus, notes of homage may be sent to email@example.com for DiManzocorp interns to review.