Welcome, dear listeners to another episode of Just One of the Guys, the best podcast on the internet that deals with second string and ex-Green Lantern characters! Yes, carve yourself out that precise of a niche, and you can make wild claims like that as well!!! And exclamation points sell the concept!!!1!!ELEVEN! Anyhow, the added emphasis is going to be helpful with the Green Lantern issue, even though the cover sports Green Lantern, the Flash, and…some guy in red spandex with weird shoulderpads. I guess that’s a Darkstar. Whatever…plus there’s the return of the classic Green Lantern villain, The Predator!!! Yeah, no amount of punctuation could make that exciting.
Over in the Guy Gardner issue, we get to see what it would be like if Guy headed up his own band of intergalactic superheros! Sadly, they’re all a bunch of c-listers whose only purpose is to make Guy look better. Plus we get a cameo from professional Tim Curry impersonator, Boodikka, as well as a wardrobe change that will leave you feeling uncomfortably aroused or borderline impotent…your mileage will vary! So unless you want to be smothered by an angry Amazon alien’s butt cheeks, I’d suggest you grab your mp3 player of choice, download the show, and get to listening!!! EXCLAMATIONS!!!