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SCOTTZILLA!

MadminW April 12, 2013


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Today is Scott Gardner’s birthday! Instead of buying him some useless present, let’s honor him in song, shall we? From the writer/singer team of Ziffel/Ranik, we present…. SCOTZILLA!
With a purposeful rant and a cynical smile.

He brings the Nolan Batman moves down

Helpless people in hotel lines Stare, bug-eyed, as he towers over them

He picks up a tourbus and he throws it back down

As he wades to the middle of Disney Downtown.

Oh, no, he say’s Nolans got to go Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, he ate Disney Tokyo Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, off to park he goes Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, there goes Pinnochio Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, to a podcasting he will go Go go Scottzilla

Oh, no, he needs more cardio Go go Scottzilla

History shows again and again how comics have screwed up Superman Scottzilla!

History shows again and again how Morrison has screwed up Superman Scottzilla!

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